Neanderthal Messiah — 10

UW Madison XX

Mosse Humanities Building

[Philosophy 205 course]

Professor ‘Comet’ behind them

‘Commit! Commit!’ a chant began -

Like a spring loaded bomb

He began his run down the center aisle

Towards the pit before the stage

In Birkenstocks and socks

And clearly unathletic build

A Maryland bridge in #8

Axioms shouted ‘Commit!’