Neanderthal Messiah — 12

Babson College President’s Office XX

President Pepsi to Bruce Bhutan

‘I can’t tell you how happy we are -

With the new library’, the globe creaked

Bruce Bhutan: ‘I am transferring out of Babson.’

[Pepsi recoils]

‘We are philosophers, not business men

And even your grading system

Is broken.’

[Outside, Bruce’s friend awaits rejection for her 3 degrees in 4 years.]

[The Organizational Behavior professor bursts in red faced… ‘William!’]