Neanderthal Messiah — 50

UW Madison Van Vleck Complex [Atop Bascom Hill] XX

[Service elevator closes.] [The interior is scratched up.]

Professor Woodley of the student favorite

Physics for Poets 205 sweats, and

Professor Growse, Dean of the renowned Real Estate Program

Just leveraged his Madison City Zoning Director credentials.

…

President Growse & his ADA Guide have

Breached this military site’s guarded perimeter,

Now whirling within Bascom Hill.

…

[Sub Elevator voice:] ‘Human Genome’

[They exit & investigate to find a camera encircled tank

With a Homo Sapien subject and

3 female Gigantopithecus encircling him.]

[Their gargle-speech goal:]

‘Tear his balls off, smash & impregnate.’