Neanderthal Messiah — 7

Babson College - Wellesley, MA XX

[Organizational Behavior course]

‘I accept your offer, Professor,

A C is a 2.0 GPA, correct?’

Said Bruce Bhutan

The captioned Snapple cap dropped

Clanging like the cymbals of Bruce’s

Himalayan childhood.

‘Sit down!’ barked Professor Turner [unpacking]

‘I don’t wish to take away from your class’

Said Bruce [packing]

‘You don’t think I owe you a C do you?’

Bruce: ‘Lhasa is the capital.’